What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 12:41

Octopussy
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Dr No
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-All the bad guys are black.
From Russia With Love
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
A View to a Kill
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Goldfinger
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Live and Let Die
-J W Pepper
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”Ah so!”
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Moonraker
Why cant a narcissist admit when they are wrong?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
You Only Live Twice
-”She is very sexyful!”